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WHIP YO KIDS featuring Nice Peter - (Your Favorite Martian music video)

WHIP YO KIDS featuring Nice Peter - (Your Favorite Martian music video)

Lyrics Edit

I don’t know if you’re aware but your kids suck ass

If you need someone to whip ‘em then, ha… just ask ’cause

They ain’t as perfect as you say they is

They ain’t perfect at all

You’re raising Bebe’s kids


I’m sorry

I don’t know you

I don’t mean to get pissy

but you need to discipline

your bratty kids, you hippy

Like c’mere you little jerk.

Taste the back of my palm!

But you ain’t my daddy!

Nah! 

But I’m doing your mom!


Now I know you think they’re angels, but they’re driving me insane

I’ll punch a baby in the face just for cryin’ on a plane

Cause I don’t mess around

You need to control ‘em or I’ll lose it

But I made you a drawing

Shut the fuck up, kid

That’s stupid


Now Imma get my truck

Imma load all my boys in back

Imma find out where you live and break all your toys in half

And I know it ain’t your birthday,

but when nobody’s lookin’

Imma give you a little present

What?

An ass-whoopin’!!


Please may I whip your kids

Whip your kids

Please may I whip your kids

Whip your kids

Please may I whip your kids

I wanna whip your kids

Please let me whip your kids

Please I wanna whip your kids

I whip your kids

Please

I whip your kids

I wanna whip your kids


I never ever thought I’d say a kid deserved to get hit but it’s obvious time-out ain’t working for shit!

Yeah, I’ve seen your parenting style

It ain’t all that

You gotta hit the little brat with a whiffle ball bat

‘Cause this is obviously more than just a youthful rebellion

You gotta belt the little hellions with a belt when they’re yellin’

Cause you don’t want me to do it cause

I’ll paint their little brains all over the wall when I spank ‘em with a chainsaw

(Chainsaw sound heard)                                                             


And why are they acting wild and loose?

If they deserve the ass-whoopin’, it ain’t child abuse.

When I’m tryin’ to buy groceries, and they’re muckin’ up my style

They’re like drunkin’ little midgets runnin’ up and down the aisle

Touching everything in sight, and geez for Christ’s sake

I think one of ‘em just stuck his little penis in my cake

And now Imma have to put it back

and get a new one

And it bugs me.

But mommy says I’m beautiful

Shut the fuck up kid you’re ugly!


Please may I whip your kids

Whip your kids

Please may I whip your kids

Whip your kids

Please may I whip your kids

I wanna whip your kids

Please let me whip your kids

Please I wanna whip your kids

Please let me whip your kids

I whip your kids

Please

I whip your kids

I wanna whip your kids


Please let me whip your children

Please let me whip your kids

I can’t stand kids misbehaving, running around and disobeying

All they need is a kick in the pants

A punt in the butt

A lesson that will finally shut ‘em up!


Please let me whip your children

Please let me whip your kids


Please may I whip your kids

Whip your kids

Please may I whip your kids

Whip your kids

I gotta whip!

I gotta whip!

Get em out of the way

Please may I whip your kids

I wanna whip your kids

Please let me whip your kids

Please I wanna whip your kids

Please let me whip your kids

I whip your kids

Please

I whip your kids

I wanna whip your kids


Oh, come on people, it’s a joke.

We would never hit anyone’s kid, come on!

I love kids!

Come here and give me a hug you little rugrats!

C ’mere

Hey, what, (stutters) what the, what?

(Whacking and punching sounds heard)

(Grunting heard)


TriviaEdit

  • This is the first video to use animation by Cosmic Toast Studios instead of Studio Ladybug.
  • This is the last time Puff Puff wore round glasses. After this video, he wore horn-rimmed glasses.
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