The Unofficial Smithers Love Song

The Unofficial Smithers Love Song
Upload Date	Apr 7, 2011
Duration	3:55 mins
Order
Preceding Song	The Stereotypes Song
Following Song	ORPHAN TEARS (feat. Wax)

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All he ever wanted to do, was spend a little time with you.

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- Puff Puff Humbert ^{in The Unofficial Smithers Love Song}

The Unofficial Smithers Love Song is the 6th song released by Your Favorite Martian. It features Humbert expressing his frustrations with how Mr. Burns from The Simpsons treats Smithers

Music Video

The Unofficial Smithers Love Song - (Your Favorite Martian music video)

Lyrics

Hey, Mr. Burns. You thought your money could buy you the world.
I said hey there, Mr. Burns. I happen to notice that you don't have a girl.
Smithers loves you, Burns. Why do you ignore him?
You gotta keep up the rapport like it's too important
Instead of running away, you should move in toward him.
But you keep him at the border like the dude is foreign.
We know you're straight, dude. I really hate to
Say there's no way anyone else would date you.
Straight out the gay scene. How do you face him
Knowing he wants to be your Malibu Stacy?

All he ever wanted to do was spend a little time with you.
Hey, Mr. Burns. Hey, Mr. Burns.
You know you're worth more to him than all the money you spend.
Hey, Mr. Burns. Hey, Mr. Burns.

Hey, Mr. Burns. I'm thinking maybe you should give him a chance.
I said hey there, Mr. Burns. Yeah, so what if he's a man.
We know you're blind, old man, but you can hear me talking.
You're always home alone. You ain't Macaulay Culkin.
You ain't a Flintstone. Pay no mind
To the fact that Smithers wants to have a gay old time.
And while relationships have their twists and turns,
You know he'll never leave you. Don't you, Mr. Burns.
So you should give him a shot, and maybe help the guy,
And you can make relations Santa's Little Helper style.

All he ever wanted to do was spend a little time with you.
Hey, Mr. Burns. Hey, Mr. Burns.
You know you're worth more to him than all the money you spend.
Hey, Mr. Burns. Hey, Mr. Burns.

Trivia

• This is the only video to begin with a disclaimer