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Robot Bar Fight is the 14th song released by Your Favorite Martian. It features Humbert recounting an experience he had while working at a bar for robots

Music Video[]

ROBOT_BAR_FIGHT_-_(Your_Favorite_Martian_music_video)

ROBOT BAR FIGHT - (Your Favorite Martian music video)

Lyrics[]

[Intro: Benatar]

Oh snap, it’s a robot bar fight!

Oh no, it’s a robot bar fight!

Oh snap, it’s a robot bar fight!

Oh no, it’s a robot bar fight!

[Verse 1: Puff Puff Humbert]

I remember I used to serve drinks at this local joint 'cause

I was broke but my focal point was

This wasn’t no regular bar

It was a spot where robots were ready to spar

And one night Megatron rolled in

He ordered Pennzoil

Drank it straight from a can

His plan was to go and get wasted again

Standing next to Megaman with a drink in his hand

[Pre-Hook: Benatar]

Robot, robot

Bar fight, bar fight

Robot, robot

Bar fight, bar fight

Robot, robot

Bar fight, bar fight

Robot, robot

Bar fight, bar fight

[Hook: Benatar & Puff Puff Humbert]

Oh snap, it’s a robot bar fight

Have you ever seen a...?

Oh no, it’s a robot bar fight

You ain’t never seen...

Oh snap, it’s a robot bar fight

You ain’t never seen a...

Oh no, it’s a robot bar fight

[Verse 2: Puff Puff Humbert]

Now Megatron was rambunctious, hoping to lay

That lady from the Jetsons, Rosie the Maid

He said, “Hey, baby, can I lube your parts?

We can put our metal together, produce a spark”

Now, she was praying for a man to defend her

From the offender, her friend Bender

Walked in and wopped, clocked, socked him in the jaw

Then he saw Dr. Robotnik

And Robotnik was about to attack

And Terminator grabbed a bottle sayin’ “I’ll be back.”

'Cause he knew Megatron for a couple of years

Hit Bender with the bottle and it busted his gears

[Pre-Hook: Benatar]

Robot, robot

Bar fight, bar fight

Robot, robot

Bar fight, bar fight

Robot, robot

Bar fight, bar fight

Robot, robot

Bar fight, bar fight

[Hook: Benatar & Puff Puff Humbert]

Oh snap, it’s a robot bar fight

Have you ever seen a...?

Oh no, it’s a robot bar fight

You ain’t never seen...

Oh snap, it’s a robot bar fight

You ain’t never seen a...

Oh no, it’s a robot bar fight

[Verse 3: Puff Puff Humbert]

Now Marvin the Paranoid Android was startled, right

And he screamed, “It’s a robot bar fight.”

And Robocop busted in to stop 'em

Started shooting at Robotnik: Blaka! Blaka!

Bullet hit Robotnik in the esophagus

One grazed the shoulder of Maria from Metropolis

Before Robocop could say he was sorry

In jumped her boyfriend Wall-E

Wall-E rolled up, pretty upset

He took Robocop’s gun, pistol-whipped him in the neck

And everybody ran, he was fixing to shoot

At R2 and C3PO kissing in a booth

[Pre-Hook: Benatar]

Robot, robot

Bar fight, bar fight

Robot, robot

Bar fight, bar fight

Robot, robot

Bar fight, bar fight

Robot, robot

Bar fight, bar fight

Robot, robot

Bar fight, bar fight

Robot, robot

Bar fight, bar fight

Robot, robot

Bar fight, bar fight

Robot, robot

Bar fight, bar fight

I just saw a robot bar fight

[Hook: Benatar & Puff Puff Humbert]

Oh snap, it’s a robot bar fight

Have you ever seen a...?

Oh no, it’s a robot bar fight

You ain’t never seen...

Oh snap, it’s a robot bar fight

You ain’t never seen a robot bar fight

Oh no, it’s a robot bar fight

Oh snap, it’s a robot bar fight

Have you ever seen a...?

Oh no, it’s a robot bar fight

You ain’t never seen...

Oh snap, it’s a robot bar fight

You ain’t never seen a robot bar fight

Oh no, it’s a robot bar fight

[Verse 4: Puff Puff Humbert]

Once Wall-E got the gat, he went crazy and snapped

He had everybody trapped, and he started to cap

Every single robot left in the place

Even that goofy bastard from Lost in Space

Wall-E paused for a moment for a re-up

So I fled out the back with Maria

She wasn’t hurt except a scratch on her shoulder

So I took her back to my home and I boned her

[Outro: Puff Puff Humbert]

Ha-ha

Or maybe I just make all that up...

Trivia[]

  • It is the second song about a club/bar. The first one is Club Villain
  • Coincidentally, Megatron appears in both, and they both have 2 animations styles together (meaning different looks during certain parts).
  • This is the third song to show the band members in 2 different styles throughout the video, the first two being Club Villain and Tig Ol Bitties (Being they looked different than normal. In Tig Ol Bitties, Deejay, Benatar and Puff Puff have something different about them, noticablly their hair).
  • This is the first song Deejay doesn't appear in.