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Puppet Break-up is the 16th song released by Your Favorite Martian. It was released after a brief hiatus while Cosmic Toast was taking over the animation.


Lyrics[]

Ha ha ha ha!

It's been a while since you felt my felt,

But this relationship's the biggest piece of shit I'v ever smelt.

Always got me stressin'.

Always keeping me guessin'.

I'm like a Snuffleupagus a fuckin' depressive

And if I ask you a question, would you answer at last?

Girl, I'm not your puppet, so why's your hand up my ass?

Cause I can find a better girlfriend, a better boo.

This breakup's brought to you by the letter F and the letter U. (whoooo)

This is exactly what I'd said I'd do.

My bones are made of styrofoam, but you can't find a better dude.

Why'd you leave me? Was it something I did?

I feel like Kermit the Frog, cause I was fu(beep)cing a pig

And I'll gonna take back my money spent, every nickle

So stick your hands down my pants and give Elmo a tickle (ha ha)

Cause I ain't puttin up with your shit man! F**k it!

So get your

hand out of my ass, bitch, cause I ain't your Puppet

Girl I'm not your puppet

Girl I'm not your puppet puppet puppet

Girl I'm not your puppet hey

Girl I'm not your puppet puppet puppet

Girl I'm not your puppet ho

Girl I'm not your puppet puppet puppet

Girl I'm not your puppet hey

Girl I'm not your puppet puppet puppet

I'm sorry. I believe you mistook me

For a codependent Cookie Monster feeding you cookies

I'm moving on. (ha-ha)

It ain't a question to me.

I'll fuck all the other muppets on Sesame Street.

I'll fuck that redhead from Lamp Chop with the Fro'

Upload the video, so you can watch it and know

That you're not a unique snowflake

You're just another chick

And you ain't jeff Dunham, but you can jump on my stick

I ain't bitter, but it'd be a waste

If you didn't ask you new boyfriend how my felt tastes.

Will I get over it?

Probably, but

First. I think I'll fuck your fat friend Jabba the slut!

And it's sad, cause I was kinda thinkin' it might last.

Cause I'm like Oscar the Grouch, and you're sorta white trash

Now I don't give a fuck if you move to Nuntucket!

But get your hand out my ass!

I ain't your puppet.

Girl I'm Not your puppet

Girl I'm Not your puppet puppet puppet

Girl I'm Not your puppet hey

Girl I'm Not your puppet puppet puppet

Girl I'm Not your puppet ho

Girl I'm Not your puppet puppet puppet

Girl I'm Not your puppet hey

Girl I'm Not your puppet puppet puppet

Break it down LampChop Style!

This is a relationship that needs to end.

Oh yeah! You and I will never be friends.

One day we started fuckin' around not knowing what it was

And we'll never get back together again, because you suck.

This is a relationship that needs to end

Oh, yeah, you and I will never be friends.

One day we started fuckin' around not knowing what it was

And we'll never get back together again, because you suck.

Girl I'm Not your puppet

Girl I'm Not your puppet puppet puppet

Girl I'm Not your puppet hey

Girl I'm Not your puppet puppet puppet

Girl I'm Not your puppet ho

Girl I'm Not your puppet puppet puppet

Girl I'm Not your puppet hey

Girl I'm Not your puppet puppet puppet

One, yes, one

Two timing bitch!

Ah, ah, ah

Trivia[]

  • It was revealed in BreakingNYC that Ray and Mcswagger were not present at the filming of this video.
  • This is the first music video not to be animated.
  • This is the earliest YFM song to be deleted from the channel.