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I told you you'd be back. You must've forgot, you must've had BALLzheimer's
- Puff Puff Humbert in My Balls


MY BALLS is the first song ever made by Your Favorite Martian. It features Humbert boasting about the size of his balls to win back a girl.

Reuploaded

The video was uploaded again to the official YouTube channel on 11th Nov 2021.
This is the second re-upload of a privated video on the YFMVEVO channel, after The Stereotypes Song re-upload.

• Lyrics •

Girl, I know you left me

But there was something I forgot to show you

Check it out, baby girl, you left me, oh no! We broke up

It's been a while since we last spoke, but

I need another chance, can you give me that?

'Cause there's something in my pants that'll win you back

I wanna be your man again

But you left me like I'm Jennifer Aniston

And I know you said you'd never call

But girl, you ain't seen my balls

You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls

You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls

You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls

You ain't seen my balls, you ain't seen my balls

You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls

You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls

You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls

You ain't seen my balls, you ain't seen my balls

My balls are so awesome, don't get me started

They're so damn big, "how big are they?"

They're so big, it's really obnoxious

It's like two ewoks chillin' in my boxers

They're so big, I can't hold 'em back

Even Cartman's like "damn, those are fat"

They're so big, they're run over your feet

That's why when they back up you hear a beep beep

And how can I be subtle

When my balls chase Indiana Jones through a tunnel?

And everyone at Disney World keeps telling me

That Epcot Center looks at 'em with jealousy

In fact, when you see 'em on the street they'll

Fight Godzilla to the death in the sequel

I'm guessing soon you'll be hoping I'm back

'Cause my balls are so big they've got an opening act

You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls

You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls

You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls

You ain't seen my balls, you ain't seen my balls

You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls

You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls

You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls

You ain't seen my balls, you ain't seen my balls

My balls are so epic, and I ain't boastin'

'Cause they have an effect on the tides in the ocean

And when the sun's right, it might cause

A total solar eclipse of my balls

'Cause these things are where it's happenin'

And when I whip 'em out you'll take me back again

Should I compare 'em to a brontosaurus?

No, excuse me I'm on the chorus

I. I got what you need

And you'd said you'd never call

But girl you ain't seen these balls

I wanna be your man again

But you left me like I'm Jennifer Aniston

And I know you said you'd never call

But girl, you ain't seen my

You ain't seen my

You ain't seen my

You ain't seen my

You, you, you ain't seen my

You ain't seen my

You ain't seen my

You, you, you ain't seen my

Girl, you ain't seen my

You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls

You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls

You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls

You ain't seen my balls, you ain't seen my balls

You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls

You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls

You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls

You ain't seen my balls, you ain't seen my balls

You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls

You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls

You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls

You ain't seen my balls, you ain't seen my balls

You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls

You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls

You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls

You ain't seen my balls, you ain't seen my balls

I told you you'd be back

You must've forgot

You must've had Ballzheimer's

Eha ha ha

• Music Video •

Re-upload

Your_Favorite_Martian_-_My_Balls_-Official_Music_Video-

Your Favorite Martian - My Balls -Official Music Video-

Original Upload (private)

Your_Favorite_Martian_-_My_Balls_(Official_Video)

Your Favorite Martian - My Balls (Official Video)

Note that this video can't be played

• Trivia •

  • This was the first song ever released since the channel's creation in 2006.
  • On July 18, 2012, YFM made a rock cover of this song while working on their later unreleased album.

• Gallery •

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