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{{Music_template_2:_the_squeakquel|title1 = MY BALLS|image1 = Oh no.jpg|released = Jan 26, 2011|duration = 3:04|previous_song = N/A|next_song = ZOMBIE LOVE SONG}}'''MY BALLS''' is the first song ever made by Your Favorite Martian.
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</gallery>|released = iTunes: Dec 24, 2010
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Video: Jan 26, 2011|duration = 3:04|previous_song = N/A|next_song = [[ZOMBIE LOVE SONG|Zombie Love Song]]}}<blockquote>'''''"I told you you'd be back. You must've forgot, you must've had BALLzheimer's"'''''</blockquote>
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'''MY BALLS''' is the first song ever made by Your Favorite Martian. It features [[Puff Puff Humbert|Humbert]] boasting about the size of his balls to win back a girl.
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==Music Video==
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[[File:My Balls|none|thumb|339x339px]]
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==Lyrics==
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''Girl, I know you left me''
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''But there was something I forgot to show you''
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''Check it out, baby girl, you left me, oh no! We broke up''
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''It's been a while since we last spoke, but''
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''I need another chance, can you give me that?''
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''<nowiki/>'Cause there's something in my pants that'll win you back''
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''I wanna be your man again''
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''But you left me like I'm Jennifer Aniston''
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''And I know you said you'd never call''
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''But girl, you ain't seen my balls''
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''You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls''
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''You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls''
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''You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls''
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''You ain't seen my balls, you ain't seen my balls''
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''You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls''
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''You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls''
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''You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls''
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''You ain't seen my balls, you ain't seen my balls''
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''My balls are so awesome, don't get me started''
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''They're so damn big, "how big are they?"''
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''They're so big, it's really obnoxious''
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''It's like two ewoks chillin' in my boxers''
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''They're so big, I can't hold 'em back''
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''Even Cartman's like "damn, those are fat"''
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''They're so big, they're run over your feet''
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''That's why when they back up you hear a beep beep''
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''And how can I be subtle''
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''When my balls chase Indiana Jones through a tunnel?''
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''And everyone at Disney World keeps telling me''
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''That Epcot Center looks at 'em with jealousy''
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''In fact, when you see 'em on the street they'll''
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''Fight Godzilla to the death in the sequel''
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''I'm guessing soon you'll be hoping I'm back''
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''<nowiki/>'Cause my balls are so big they've got an opening act''
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''You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls''
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''You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls''
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''You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls''
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''You ain't seen my balls, you ain't seen my balls''
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''You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls''
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''You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls''
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''You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls''
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''You ain't seen my balls, you ain't seen my balls''
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''My balls are so epic, and I ain't boastin'''
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''<nowiki/>'Cause they have an effect on the tides in the ocean''
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''And when the sun's right, it might cause''
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''A total solar eclipse of my balls''
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''<nowiki/>'Cause these things are where it's happenin'''
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''And when I whip 'em out you'll take me back again''
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''Should I compare 'em to a brontosaurus?''
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''No, excuse me I'm on the chorus''
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''I. I got what you need''
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''And you'd said you'd never call''
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''But girl you ain't seen these balls''
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''I wanna be your man again''
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  +
''But you left me like I'm Jennifer Aniston''
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  +
''And I know you said you'd never call''
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  +
''But girl, you ain't seen my''
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''You ain't seen my''
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''You ain't seen my''
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''You ain't seen my''
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''You, you, you ain't seen my''
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''You ain't seen my''
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''You ain't seen my''
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''You, you, you ain't seen my''
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''Girl, you ain't seen my''
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''You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls''
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''You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls''
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''You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls''
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''You ain't seen my balls, you ain't seen my balls''
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''You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls''
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''You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls''
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''You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls''
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''You ain't seen my balls, you ain't seen my balls''
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''You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls''
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''You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls''
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''You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls''
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''You ain't seen my balls, you ain't seen my balls''
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''You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls''
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''You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls''
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''You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls''
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''You ain't seen my balls, you ain't seen my balls''
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I told you you'd be back
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You must've forgot
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You must've had Ballzheimer's
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==Trivia==
   
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== Trivia ==
  
 
*This was the first song ever released since the channel's creation in 2006.
  
*This was the first song ever released since the channel's creation in 2006.
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*On July 18, 2012, YFM made a rock cover of this song while working on their later unreleased album.
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* On July 18, 2012, YFM made a rock cover of this song while working on their later unreleased album.
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== Gallery ==
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<gallery widths="185" bordercolor="#fd6c01" bordersize="small">
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Opening act.png
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</gallery>
 
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[[Category:Songs]]

Revision as of 15:31, 5 July 2021

"I told you you'd be back. You must've forgot, you must've had BALLzheimer's"

MY BALLS is the first song ever made by Your Favorite Martian. It features Humbert boasting about the size of his balls to win back a girl.

Music Video

My_Balls

My Balls

Lyrics

Girl, I know you left me

But there was something I forgot to show you

Check it out, baby girl, you left me, oh no! We broke up

It's been a while since we last spoke, but

I need another chance, can you give me that?

'Cause there's something in my pants that'll win you back

I wanna be your man again

But you left me like I'm Jennifer Aniston

And I know you said you'd never call

But girl, you ain't seen my balls

You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls

You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls

You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls

You ain't seen my balls, you ain't seen my balls

You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls

You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls

You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls

You ain't seen my balls, you ain't seen my balls

My balls are so awesome, don't get me started

They're so damn big, "how big are they?"

They're so big, it's really obnoxious

It's like two ewoks chillin' in my boxers

They're so big, I can't hold 'em back

Even Cartman's like "damn, those are fat"

They're so big, they're run over your feet

That's why when they back up you hear a beep beep

And how can I be subtle

When my balls chase Indiana Jones through a tunnel?

And everyone at Disney World keeps telling me

That Epcot Center looks at 'em with jealousy

In fact, when you see 'em on the street they'll

Fight Godzilla to the death in the sequel

I'm guessing soon you'll be hoping I'm back

'Cause my balls are so big they've got an opening act

You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls

You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls

You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls

You ain't seen my balls, you ain't seen my balls

You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls

You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls

You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls

You ain't seen my balls, you ain't seen my balls

My balls are so epic, and I ain't boastin'

'Cause they have an effect on the tides in the ocean

And when the sun's right, it might cause

A total solar eclipse of my balls

'Cause these things are where it's happenin'

And when I whip 'em out you'll take me back again

Should I compare 'em to a brontosaurus?

No, excuse me I'm on the chorus

I. I got what you need

And you'd said you'd never call

But girl you ain't seen these balls

I wanna be your man again

But you left me like I'm Jennifer Aniston

And I know you said you'd never call

But girl, you ain't seen my

You ain't seen my

You ain't seen my

You ain't seen my

You, you, you ain't seen my

You ain't seen my

You ain't seen my

You, you, you ain't seen my

Girl, you ain't seen my

You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls

You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls

You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls

You ain't seen my balls, you ain't seen my balls

You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls

You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls

You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls

You ain't seen my balls, you ain't seen my balls

You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls

You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls

You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls

You ain't seen my balls, you ain't seen my balls

You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls

You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls

You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls

You ain't seen my balls, you ain't seen my balls

I told you you'd be back

You must've forgot

You must've had Ballzheimer's

Trivia

  • This was the first song ever released since the channel's creation in 2006.
  • On July 18, 2012, YFM made a rock cover of this song while working on their later unreleased album.

Gallery

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