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==Lyrics== |
==Lyrics== |
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− | Girl, I know you left me |
+ | ''Girl, I know you left me'' |
− | But there was something I forgot to show you |
+ | ''But there was something I forgot to show you'' |
− | Check it out, baby girl, you left me, oh no! We broke up |
+ | ''Check it out, baby girl, you left me, oh no! We broke up'' |
− | It's been a while since we last spoke, but |
+ | ''It's been a while since we last spoke, but'' |
− | I need another chance, can you give me that? |
+ | ''I need another chance, can you give me that?'' |
− | 'Cause there's something in my pants that'll win you back |
+ | ''<nowiki/>'Cause there's something in my pants that'll win you back'' |
− | I wanna be your man again |
+ | ''I wanna be your man again'' |
− | But you left me like I'm Jennifer Aniston |
+ | ''But you left me like I'm Jennifer Aniston'' |
− | And I know you said you'd never call |
+ | ''And I know you said you'd never call'' |
− | But girl, you ain't seen my balls |
+ | ''But girl, you ain't seen my balls'' |
− | You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls |
+ | ''You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls'' |
− | You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls |
+ | ''You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls'' |
− | You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls |
+ | ''You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls'' |
− | You ain't seen my balls, you ain't seen my balls |
+ | ''You ain't seen my balls, you ain't seen my balls'' |
− | You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls |
+ | ''You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls'' |
− | You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls |
+ | ''You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls'' |
− | You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls |
+ | ''You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls'' |
− | You ain't seen my balls, you ain't seen my balls |
+ | ''You ain't seen my balls, you ain't seen my balls'' |
− | My balls are so awesome, don't get me started |
+ | ''My balls are so awesome, don't get me started'' |
− | They're so damn big, "how big are they?" |
+ | ''They're so damn big, "how big are they?"'' |
− | They're so big, it's really obnoxious |
+ | ''They're so big, it's really obnoxious'' |
− | It's like two ewoks chillin' in my boxers |
+ | ''It's like two ewoks chillin' in my boxers'' |
− | They're so big, I can't hold 'em back |
+ | ''They're so big, I can't hold 'em back'' |
− | Even Cartman's like "damn, those are fat" |
+ | ''Even Cartman's like "damn, those are fat"'' |
− | They're so big, they're run over your feet |
+ | ''They're so big, they're run over your feet'' |
− | That's why when they back up you hear a beep beep |
+ | ''That's why when they back up you hear a beep beep'' |
− | And how can I be subtle |
+ | ''And how can I be subtle'' |
− | When my balls chase Indiana Jones through a tunnel? |
+ | ''When my balls chase Indiana Jones through a tunnel?'' |
− | And everyone at Disney World keeps telling me |
+ | ''And everyone at Disney World keeps telling me'' |
− | That Epcot Center looks at 'em with jealousy |
+ | ''That Epcot Center looks at 'em with jealousy'' |
− | In fact, when you see 'em on the street they'll |
+ | ''In fact, when you see 'em on the street they'll'' |
− | Fight Godzilla to the death in the sequel |
+ | ''Fight Godzilla to the death in the sequel'' |
− | I'm guessing soon you'll be hoping I'm back |
+ | ''I'm guessing soon you'll be hoping I'm back'' |
− | 'Cause my balls are so big they've got an opening act |
+ | ''<nowiki/>'Cause my balls are so big they've got an opening act'' |
− | You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls |
+ | ''You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls'' |
− | You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls |
+ | ''You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls'' |
− | You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls |
+ | ''You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls'' |
− | You ain't seen my balls, you ain't seen my balls |
+ | ''You ain't seen my balls, you ain't seen my balls'' |
− | You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls |
+ | ''You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls'' |
− | You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls |
+ | ''You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls'' |
− | You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls |
+ | ''You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls'' |
− | You ain't seen my balls, you ain't seen my balls |
+ | ''You ain't seen my balls, you ain't seen my balls'' |
− | My balls are so epic, and I ain't boastin' |
+ | ''My balls are so epic, and I ain't boastin''' |
− | 'Cause they have an effect on the tides in the ocean |
+ | ''<nowiki/>'Cause they have an effect on the tides in the ocean'' |
− | And when the sun's right, it might cause |
+ | ''And when the sun's right, it might cause'' |
− | A total solar eclipse of my balls |
+ | ''A total solar eclipse of my balls'' |
− | 'Cause these things are where it's happenin' |
+ | ''<nowiki/>'Cause these things are where it's happenin''' |
− | And when I whip 'em out you'll take me back again |
+ | ''And when I whip 'em out you'll take me back again'' |
− | Should I compare 'em to a brontosaurus? |
+ | ''Should I compare 'em to a brontosaurus?'' |
− | No, excuse me I'm on the chorus |
+ | ''No, excuse me I'm on the chorus'' |
− | I. I got what you need |
+ | ''I. I got what you need'' |
− | And you'd said you'd never call |
+ | ''And you'd said you'd never call'' |
− | But girl you ain't seen these balls |
+ | ''But girl you ain't seen these balls'' |
− | I wanna be your man again |
+ | ''I wanna be your man again'' |
− | But you left me like I'm Jennifer Aniston |
+ | ''But you left me like I'm Jennifer Aniston'' |
− | And I know you said you'd never call |
+ | ''And I know you said you'd never call'' |
− | But girl, you ain't seen my |
+ | ''But girl, you ain't seen my'' |
− | You ain't seen my |
+ | ''You ain't seen my'' |
− | You ain't seen my |
+ | ''You ain't seen my'' |
− | You ain't seen my |
+ | ''You ain't seen my'' |
− | You, you, you ain't seen my |
+ | ''You, you, you ain't seen my'' |
− | You ain't seen my |
+ | ''You ain't seen my'' |
− | You ain't seen my |
+ | ''You ain't seen my'' |
− | You, you, you ain't seen my |
+ | ''You, you, you ain't seen my'' |
− | Girl, you ain't seen my |
+ | ''Girl, you ain't seen my'' |
− | You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls |
+ | ''You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls'' |
− | You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls |
+ | ''You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls'' |
− | You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls |
+ | ''You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls'' |
− | You ain't seen my balls, you ain't seen my balls |
+ | ''You ain't seen my balls, you ain't seen my balls'' |
− | You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls |
+ | ''You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls'' |
− | You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls |
+ | ''You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls'' |
− | You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls |
+ | ''You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls'' |
− | You ain't seen my balls, you ain't seen my balls |
+ | ''You ain't seen my balls, you ain't seen my balls'' |
− | You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls |
+ | ''You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls'' |
− | You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls |
+ | ''You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls'' |
− | You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls |
+ | ''You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls'' |
− | You ain't seen my balls, you ain't seen my balls |
+ | ''You ain't seen my balls, you ain't seen my balls'' |
− | You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls |
+ | ''You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls'' |
− | You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls |
+ | ''You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls'' |
− | You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls |
+ | ''You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls'' |
− | You ain't seen my balls, you ain't seen my balls |
+ | ''You ain't seen my balls, you ain't seen my balls'' |
I told you you'd be back |
I told you you'd be back |
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* On July 18, 2012, YFM made a rock cover of this song while working on their later unreleased album. |
* On July 18, 2012, YFM made a rock cover of this song while working on their later unreleased album. |
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[[Category:Songs]] |
[[Category:Songs]] |
Revision as of 14:39, 5 July 2021
"I told you you'd be back. You must've forgot, you must've had BALLzheimer's"
MY BALLS is the first song ever made by Your Favorite Martian. It features Humbert boasting about the size of his balls to win back a girl.
Music Video
Lyrics
Girl, I know you left me
But there was something I forgot to show you
Check it out, baby girl, you left me, oh no! We broke up
It's been a while since we last spoke, but
I need another chance, can you give me that?
'Cause there's something in my pants that'll win you back
I wanna be your man again
But you left me like I'm Jennifer Aniston
And I know you said you'd never call
But girl, you ain't seen my balls
You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls
You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls
You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls
You ain't seen my balls, you ain't seen my balls
You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls
You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls
You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls
You ain't seen my balls, you ain't seen my balls
My balls are so awesome, don't get me started
They're so damn big, "how big are they?"
They're so big, it's really obnoxious
It's like two ewoks chillin' in my boxers
They're so big, I can't hold 'em back
Even Cartman's like "damn, those are fat"
They're so big, they're run over your feet
That's why when they back up you hear a beep beep
And how can I be subtle
When my balls chase Indiana Jones through a tunnel?
And everyone at Disney World keeps telling me
That Epcot Center looks at 'em with jealousy
In fact, when you see 'em on the street they'll
Fight Godzilla to the death in the sequel
I'm guessing soon you'll be hoping I'm back
'Cause my balls are so big they've got an opening act
You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls
You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls
You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls
You ain't seen my balls, you ain't seen my balls
You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls
You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls
You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls
You ain't seen my balls, you ain't seen my balls
My balls are so epic, and I ain't boastin'
'Cause they have an effect on the tides in the ocean
And when the sun's right, it might cause
A total solar eclipse of my balls
'Cause these things are where it's happenin'
And when I whip 'em out you'll take me back again
Should I compare 'em to a brontosaurus?
No, excuse me I'm on the chorus
I. I got what you need
And you'd said you'd never call
But girl you ain't seen these balls
I wanna be your man again
But you left me like I'm Jennifer Aniston
And I know you said you'd never call
But girl, you ain't seen my
You ain't seen my
You ain't seen my
You ain't seen my
You, you, you ain't seen my
You ain't seen my
You ain't seen my
You, you, you ain't seen my
Girl, you ain't seen my
You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls
You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls
You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls
You ain't seen my balls, you ain't seen my balls
You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls
You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls
You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls
You ain't seen my balls, you ain't seen my balls
You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls
You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls
You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls
You ain't seen my balls, you ain't seen my balls
You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls
You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls
You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls
You ain't seen my balls, you ain't seen my balls
I told you you'd be back
You must've forgot
You must've had Ballzheimer's
Trivia
- This was the first song ever released since the channel's creation in 2006.
- On July 18, 2012, YFM made a rock cover of this song while working on their later unreleased album.
Gallery