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Just a Friend is the 33rd song released by Your Favorite Martian and the 1st cover song.

Music Video[]

JUST_A_FRIEND_-_(Biz_Markie_cover)

JUST A FRIEND - (Biz Markie cover)

Lyrics[]

[Verse 1: Puff Puff Humbert]

Have you ever met a girl that you tried to date

But a year to make love she wanted you to wait

Let me tell ya a story of my situation

I was talkin' to this girl from the U.S. nation

The way that I met her was on tour at a concert

She had long hair and a short miniskirt

I just got onstage drippin', pourin' with sweat

I was walkin' through the crowd and guess who I met

I whispered in her ear, "Come to the picture booth

So I can ask you some questions to see if your hundred proof"

I asked her her name, she said blah-blah-blah

She had 9/10 pants and a very big bra

I took a couple of flicks and she was enthused

I said, "How do you like the show?"

She said, "I was very amused"

I started throwin' bass, she started throwin' back mid-range

But when I sprung the question, she acted kind of strange

Then when I asked, "Do ya have a man?" she tried to pretend

She said, "No I don't, I only have a friend"

[Chorus: Benetar]

You, you got what I need but you say he's just a friend

And you say he's just a friend, oh baby

You, you got what I need but you say he's just a friend

But you say he's just a friend, oh baby

You, you got what I need but you say he's just a friend

But you say he's just a friend

[Verse 2: Puff Puff Humbert]

So I took blah-blah's word for it at this time

I thought just havin' a friend couldn't be no crime

'Cause I have friends and that's a fact

Like Axel, DeeJay, but Benetar's whack

Forget about that, let's go into the story

About a girl named blah-blah-blah that adored me

So we started talkin', getttin' familiar

Spendin' a lot of time so we can build a

A relationship or some understanding

How it's gonna be in the future we was plannin'

Everything sounded so dandy and sweet

I had no idea I was in for a treat

After this was established, everything was cool

The tour was over and she went back to school

I called every day to see how she was doin'

Everytime that I called her it seemed somethin' was brewin'

I called her room, a guy picked up, and then I called again

I said, "Yo, who was that?" "Oh, he's just a friend"

[Chorus: Benetar]

You, you got what I need but you say he's just a friend

And you say he's just a friend, oh baby

You, you got what I need but you say he's just a friend

But you say he's just a friend, oh baby

You, you got what I need but you say he's just a friend

But you say he's just a friend

[Verse 3: Puff Puff Humbert]

So I came to her college on a surprise visit

To see my girl that was so exquisite

It was a school day, I knew she was there

The first semester of the school year

I went to a gate to ask where was her dorm

This guy made me fill out a visitor's form

He told me where it was and I as on my way

To see my baby doll, I was happy to say

I arrrived in front of the dormitory

Yo, could you tell me where is door three?

They showed me where it was for the moment

I didn't know I was in for such an event

So I came to her room and opened the door

Oh, bleep! Guess what I saw?

A fella tongue-kissin' my girl in the mouth

I was so in shock my heart went down south

So please listen to the message that I send

Don't ever talk to a girl who says she just has a friend

You, you got what I need but you say he's just a friend

And you say he's just a friend, oh baby

You, you got what I need but you say he's just a friend

But you say he's just a friend, oh baby

You, you got what I need but you say he's just a friend

But you say he's just a friend

Trivia

  • This marks the 4th appearance of Brock (Mr. DoucheBag) and 3rd appearance of Wilton (Nerd Rage!!!). This is also the first time they appear together.
  • Due to focusing on Comic-Con event about comics and Sci-Fi, the band dresses up as comic book characters, in the following order: Benatar as Thor, Puff Puff as Robin, DeeJay as Captain America, and Axel as the Joker.
  • In addition of the above statement Wilton was Pikachu, the girl (also referred to as Blah-Blah-Blah) was Wonder Woman and Brock was Spock.