Your Favorite Martian Wiki
Advertisement
Your Favorite Martian Wiki


Grandma Got a Facebook is the 10th song released by Your Favorite Martian. It features Grandma getting hooked on Facebook only to start getting sexual with her friends, much to Humbert's dismay

Music Video

Grandma_Got_a_Facebook_-_(Your_Favorite_Martian_music_video)

Grandma Got a Facebook - (Your Favorite Martian music video)

Lyrics

[Chorus: Benatar]

Grandma's got a Facebook, now she's hitting on my friends

Don't care how it started, but now it's got to end

Help me stay connected to my uncles and my aunts

But I also know she's been in my best friend's pants

Grandma, Grandma

Grandma, Grandma

Grandma, Grandma

Grandma, Grandma

Gr-Gr-Grandma Grandma

Grandma, Grandma

Grandma, Grandma

Grandma, Grandma

[Verse 1: Puff Puff Humbert]

Well, ever since grandpa passed away, she's been chilling at home

Watching soaps half the day 'cause she's feeling alone

So I set her up a Facebook and gave the address

To my friends and I asked them all to send a request

And no one would have guessed one day she'd go wild

But grandma got obsessed and changed her profile

To "Slutty McButtSex," and I was appalled

When I saw a bunch of pictures of her cleavage on her wall

[Chorus: Benatar]

Grandma's got a Facebook, now she's hitting on my friends

Don't care how it started, but now it's got to end

Help me stay connected to my uncles and my aunts

But I also know she's been in my best friend's pants

Grandma, Grandma

Grandma, Grandma

Grandma, Grandma

Grandma, Grandma

Gr-Gr-Grandma Grandma

Grandma, Grandma

Grandma, Grandma

Grandma, Grandma

[Verse 2: Puff Puff Humbert]

Then she updated her status, yeah, and it made me pissed

'Cause she said her grandson was a crybaby bitch

And all my stupid friends wrote her back and they laughed

And they all liked her comment 'cause they're wack and I'm mad

Is this considered abuse? Yeah you'd be pissed at her too

'Cause now her list to do's is just pictures of dudes

I wanted her to make friends but she's about to seduce

My homeboys with a mixture of vodka and prune juice

[Chorus: Benatar]

Grandma's got a Facebook, now she's hitting on my friends

Don't care how it started, but now it's got to end

Help me stay connected to my uncles and my aunts

But I also know she's been in my best friend's pants

Grandma, Grandma

Grandma, Grandma

Grandma, Grandma

Grandma, Grandma

Gr-Gr-Grandma Grandma

Grandma, Grandma

Grandma, Grandma

Grandma, Grandma

[Verse 3: DeeJay]

I checked my Facebook daily

I get a friend request from this old-ass lady

I know it's your grandma, but I ain't gonna lie

She's rocking that mumu, and looking all fly

I want to smack your grandma on her wrinkly ass

Wrinkly ass, wrinkly ass

I want to smack your grandma on her wrinkly ass

Wrinkly ass, wrinkly ass

[Bridge: DeeJay]

Butterscotch my balls

Me and your grandma sharing a sponge bath

I want to put my hands in your grandma's candy dish

[Chorus: Benatar]

Grandma's got a Facebook, now she's hitting on my friends

Don't care how it started, but now it's got to end

Help me stay connected to my uncles and my aunts

But I also know she's been in my best friend's pants

Grandma, Grandma

Grandma, Grandma

Grandma, Grandma

Grandma, Grandma

Gr-Gr-Grandma Grandma

Grandma, Grandma

Grandma, Grandma

Grandma, Grandma

Advertisement