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Dookie Fresh is the 21st song released by Your Favorite Martian and the 5th video animated by Cosmic Toast Studios. It features Puff going out with a girl, which goes bad after he smells her horrid stench.

Music Video[]

DOOKIE_FRESH_-_(Your_Favorite_Martian_music_video)

DOOKIE FRESH - (Your Favorite Martian music video)

Lyrics[]

Dookie Doo-dookie Doo-Dookie

Dookie Fresh

Dookie Doo-dookie Doo-Dookie

Dookie Fresh

Dookie Doo-dookie Doo-Dookie

Dookie Fresh

Dookie Fresh, Dookie Fresh

I-I-I I had a hot date so I picked her up at eight, sharp

Her body was bangin’

This chick was built with great parts (whistles)

Then she was beautiful, I didn’t really know her

But I noticed when I picked her up, she had a funny odor

I was really confused cuz she had a gorgeous body

But she stunk like Precious dropped a deuce in a port-a-potty

Her funk was crazy strong, killin me with deadly stank

It made me wanna do a cannon ball into a septic tank

To get away from the stank

I gave her a dozen roses but they wilted and I think that she’s hot

But I don’t even know if I can do this

Cuz she smells like R. Kelly’s date mixed with raw sewage

Her breath smells like a homeless man pooped in her mouth

She needs to bathe herself in tomato juice or I’m out

She’s ridiculously fine!

So who woulda guessed that this girl smells so Dookie Fresh

Dookie Doo-dookie Doo-Dookie

Dookie Fresh

Dookie Doo-dookie Doo-Dookie

Dookie Fresh

Dookie Doo-dookie Doo-Dookie

Dookie Fresh

Dookie Fresh, Dookie Fresh

I gotta admit she knocked me off my feet

Even with her stench of wet dog and taco meat

She said “Puff, I really like you, and I’d rally be embarrassed

if you didn’t peep my heritage and meet my parents.”

So I drove to their house, and I parked the car

And it smelled like Amy Winehouse threw up in a jar

And it got worse as soon as we entered her parents’ house

I started gagging’ like I had a pubic hair in my mouth

Should I run home and take a shower in bleach? “Yes!”

Her mom stank like Lady Gaga’s old ass meat dress

“Paparazzi!” Shut up, this shit ain’t funny!

Even her dad smelled like the inside of Batman’s onesy

Her mom made us dinner and I couldn’t even eat it

Cuz she smelled like a piece of meat between the lunch lady’s cleavage

I really like this girl, but I feel like givin’ in

To To To be honest she smells like an Indian

“Hey, that’s not funny!”

No, no I mean like Indian food

Like curry smells bad, Indian food!

“You’re a dick!”

Dookie Doo-dookie Doo-Dookie

Dookie Fresh

Dookie Doo-dookie Doo-Dookie

Dookie Fresh

Dookie Doo-dookie Doo-Dookie

Dookie Fresh

Dookie Fresh, Dookie Fresh

Dookie Doo-dookie Doo-Dookie

Dookie Fresh

Dookie Doo-dookie Doo-Dookie

Dookie Fresh

Dookie Doo-dookie Doo-Dookie

Dookie Fresh

Dookie Fresh, Dookie Fresh

And now she wants to get serious

I don’t know what it is

But if I don’t get away from the smell

Imma throw myself off a bridge

I gotta end it!

She smells like Venus Williams’ panties after playin’ tennis

There’s no way that I can win this

We go out to eat before we even get a seat

She makes all the people in the restaurant clear out into the street

Like a fuckin’ fire drill

They skip their entire meal

Yo Deejay should I leave her, or should I try and chill?

Ah! I’ve had worse [3x]

Smash that ass anyway

Ah! I’ve had worse

Puff, plug your nose and smash that ass anyway

Naw, I think I’m gonna leave her and I wish her the best

But somebody needs to tell her that she’s Dookie Fresh

Dookie Doo-dookie Doo-Dookie

Dookie Fresh

Dookie Doo-dookie Doo-Dookie

Dookie Fresh

Dookie Doo-dookie Doo-Dookie

Dookie Fresh

Dookie Fresh, Dookie Fresh

Dookie Doo-dookie Doo-Dookie

Dookie Fresh

Dookie Doo-dookie Doo-Dookie

Dookie Fresh

Dookie Doo-dookie Doo-Dookie

Dookie Fresh

Dookie Fresh, Dookie Fresh

So yeah it didn’t work out

I mean, that girl smelled like Chewbacca’s ass

Wait, wait… Oh.

Well, maybe it was me

“Yeah, I told you you’re a dick!”

Trivia[]

  • This song is the 2nd time DeeJay takes a part in singing in the newer animation, after Booty Store. The third time he sings after the update in the animation (although not in the animation) is We Like Them Girls.
  • This song has the second appearance of Oprah.
  • Many fans have agreed that this is easily the worst yfm song.