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"Chris Brown? Somebody needs to throw that guy out of the club. Seriously."

Club Villain is the fourth song released by Your Favorite Martian.

Music Video[]

Club_Villain

Lyrics[]

It was a Friday night and I wanted to go out to

A brand new club in town, a discotheque I'd heard about through

A friend of mine who told me the place was a circus act for sure

And then we rolled up and saw Koopa working at the door

He waved us in, and we randomly met the

Mr. Hannibal Lector, he was handling records

In the DJ booth, asking which was the best selection

To make an impression on the Wicked Witch of the West and the Witch was

Booty-dancing with Manson and Ganon

Right next to Side Show Bob being shot from Blackbeard's cannon

That's when I knew that tonight I'd be chilling

Up in the dance club partying with all these villains


I can't keep partying 'round, keep partying 'round

Keep partying, partying, partying

I can't keep partying 'round, keep partyin' 'round

Keep partyin' with all these villains

All these villains, all these villains

All these villains, all these villains


Catwoman and Harley Quinn, I swear I saw those hoes kiss

I laughed at Jason Voorhees rocking glowsticks

And Dr. Octopus was also getting physical with Ursula

The two were making out and touchin' tentacles

And Voldemort greeted Vader with a fist pound

They were checkin' out Mystique's ass next to Chris Brown

Chris Brown? Somebody needs to throw that guy out of the club. Seriously

And Megatron, he was getting it on

He was drawing a crowd, and they were calling out loud like:

"Go Megatron! Go Megatron! Go Megatron! Go Megatron!

Go Megatron! Go Megatron! Go! Go! Go! Go!"

I looked up and saw Venom doing Jager Bombs on the ceiling

That's when I knew that I'd be partying with all these villains


I can't keep partying 'round, keep partying 'round

Keep partying, partying, partying

I can't keep partying 'round, keep partying 'round

Keep partyin' with all these villains

All these villains, all these villains

All these villains, all these villains


That's when I saw her there, from across the room

Poison Ivy doing Jell-O shots with Dr. Doom

Like the Eye of Sauron, I couldn't look away

She was with some Joker, but dude was probably gay

And Patrick Bateman passed us shots of vodka

Me and Jabba tossed 'em back like "Ooga chaca!"

Pushed Elmer Fudd out the way, so that I could get closer, and

I don't mean to be a Predator, but I gotta get at her

Now Freddy used his claws to open up Chardonnay

I grabbed a glass and walked up to her like "Yo, pardon me."

I took her home, and she and I spent the night chilling

Up in the bedroom partying with one hot-ass villain


I can't keep partying 'round, keep partying 'round

Keep partying, partying, partying

I can't keep partying 'round, keep partyin' 'round

Keep partyin' with all these villains

All these villains, all these villains

All these villains, all these villains

(All these villains, all these villains)

(All these villains, all these villains, all these villains)


I can't keep partying 'round, keep partying 'round

Keep partying, partying, partying

I can't keep partying 'round, keep partyin' 'round

Keep partyin' with all these villains

All these villains, all these villains

All these villains, all these villains

Trivia[]

  • All the villains mentioned in this song are: Bowser, Hannibal Lector, the Wicked Witch of the West, Charles Manson, Ganondorf, Side Show Bob, Captain Blackbeard, Catwoman, Harley Quinn, Jason Voorhees, Dr. Octopus, Ursula, Voldemort, Darth Vader, Mystique, Chris Brown, Megatron, Venom, Poison Ivy, Dr. Doom, Eye of Sauron, Joker, Patrick Bateman, Jabba the Hutt, Elmer Fudd, Predator and Freddy Krueger.
  • This song is the only time Puff Puff's studio Ladybug version could be seen with eyebrows.