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"**NOTE** This song is satire. We sincerely hope it doesn't influence any women to go out and purchase a fake ass. Thank you for watching." -The YFM Team

Booty Store is the 18th song released by Your Favorite Martian and the 2nd video animated by Cosmic Toast Studios. It follows Puff representing the fictional store "Fart Locker" and attempting to sell asses to numerous women.

Lyrics[]

[Intro: DeeJay]

Booty (Booty!)

Booty (Booty!)

This store sells booty

(Butt cheeks)

Booty (Booty!)

Booty (Booty!)

This store sells booty

(Make that ass clap)

[Verse 1: Puff Puff Humbert]

Girl, you got class and you're lookin' so fine

But you need a better ass as I follow behind

You gotta go to Wal-Mart and get a new get-up

Or you can pay us we'll make your booty look better

'cause this store sells brand new asses

From the manufacturer straight to the masses

So if your booty's flat, we'll take it back

And give you a new ass, and you'll make it clap like

Double Ds in the front and the back

You'll redefine what it means to have a fanny pack

And everybody will stare and they'll gawk astounded

We'll give you an ass so big, you gotta walk around it

You can have knowledge, self-esteem, and class

But who needs all that when you gotta nice ass?

[Pre-Hook: Puff Puff Humbert]

Girl, you need a new set of butt cheeks and I think we can help you out

We've got a store full of junk for your trunk and baby without a doubt

You could improve your personality but who the hell wants that

When you could buy your self esteem in the form of a brand new ass

Everybody say

[Hook: DeeJay]

Booty (Booty!)

Booty (Booty!)

This store sells booty

(Butt cheeks)

Booty (Booty!)

Booty (Booty!)

This store sells booty

(Make that ass clap)

[Interlude: Puff Puff Humbert]

Come on, ladies, Come on down

We've got some asses on clearance

You buy two butt cheeks, you get the third one free. Ha ha

[Verse 2: Puff Puff Humbert]

We've got a store full of inventory

Hook you up with a new butt, end of story

We've got "My Humps." We got "Badunkadunk."

We've got "Bootylicious" and "Junk in the Trunk."

The type of butt that rappers sing of

And if you're ol' school, we got the "Pumps and a Bump.'

We've got miles of booty warehouse of booty

White girl booty that's cute and snooty

We've got the ass of Kardashian

We've got the Jennifer Lopez if that's your plan

We've got the Shakira, the Beyonce

We've got the Matthew McConaughey …wait what?

Our booty selection is second to none

We'll even give an Asian a respectable butt

You can have knowledge, self-esteem, and class

But who needs all that when you gotta nice ass?

[Pre-Hook: Puff Puff Humbert]

Girl, you need a new set of butt cheeks and I think we can help you out

We've got a store full of junk for your trunk and baby without a doubt

You could improve your personality but who the hell wants that

When you could buy your self esteem in the form of a brand new ass

Everybody say

[Hook: DeeJay]

Booty (Booty!)

Booty (Booty!)

This store sells booty

(Butt cheeks)

Booty (Booty!)

Booty (Booty!)

This store sells booty

(Make that ass clap)

[Interlude 2: Puff Puff Humbert]

Come on, ladies

I can sell you a butt that'll make you look like the hoochies in the rap videos

Doesn't every woman aspire to be like the hoochies in the rap videos?

[Verse 3: Puff Puff Humbert]

Girl, we'll take your booty and make it so when you shake it

Everybody in the place will pray for you to get naked

We've got an abundance of asses so tan

They'll make a catholic preacher say "god damn!"

And if you can't afford it, I'm sorry friend

We've got a couple of asses in the bargain bin

We've got a variety of booty if you like 'em bizarre

We can make you an ass that can play guitar like

[Pre-Hook: Puff Puff Humbert]

Girl, you need a new set of butt cheeks and I think we can help you out

We've got a store full of junk for your trunk and baby without a doubt

You could improve your personality but who the hell wants that

When you could buy your self esteem in the form of a brand new ass

Everybody say

[Hook: DeeJay]

Booty (Booty!)

Booty (Booty!)

This store sells booty

(Butt cheeks)

Booty (Booty!)

Booty (Booty!)

This store sells booty

(Make that ass clap)

[Outro: Puff Puff Humbert]

So, come on down ladies

Our booty store is conveniently located right off the westside highway

Right next to the Chuckie Cheese

Come on

Let's do this

Put that ass on layaway

Trivia[]

  • The Booty Store is meant to be a parody of Foot Locker alongside Fart Locker.
  • Belle from Beauty & The Beast made a cameo after the "giving the Asian woman a respectable butt" part (the Asian woman is shown to be Mulan from the 1998 Walt Disney classic) and is shown to be one of Puff-Puffs' love interests alongside Tig.
  • Booty Store is in the YFMTS episode Die for Rock and Roll when they are on stage. The old man played the guitar solo.